The Secret Life of Dorian Pink

A reimagination of the scandalous Victorian classic, the Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Dorian has put his Gray past behind him. He is now Dorian Pink, a wholesome, wondrous, wrinkly old man, and is boyfriends with Basil Hallward. Alas, Dorian’s old friend, the Devil, kidnaps Basil to cook for a Feastival. Blasphemy!!! Now Dorian has to go back to his Gray past in Hell to rescue his one true love.




To find the Devil, go back to your young, plump, and tender self in Hell. You will make questionable dialog and life choices, such as what ingredient to put into a most important broth, or how you respond to people. What end will be upon you?


Meet familiar icons like Sybil Vane, Lord Henry Wotton, and the Duchess of Monmouth. But this time, they're a bit... different. Gain allies for your dangerous rescue mission. Perhaps... you may even procure the aid of some dogs, if you are lucky?


A gray/pink and dreamy hellscape entices you to sit back, relax. Meanwhile your boyfriend bathes in hell-exclusive BBQ marinade. Do take your sweet time.


What? Why eat doughnuts? Don’t be so stuck up. Let people eat their doughnuts, whenever wherever, for whatever reason.

WARNING: Side effects include sassiness becoming a personality trait. Play at your own risk.