You Suck At Football

You Suck At Football
Current players
0
24h peak
1
30 day peak
0
Release date
08/04/2025

About game

🏆 Control the Ball

Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based

This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.

  • One slip = massive progress loss

  • No checkpoints in hard mode

  • Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem

Play solo or in online multiplayer.

🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”

😭 “We were right at the top!!”

💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”

🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage

From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.

  • Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty

  • Vertical level design inspired by Only Up

  • No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends

The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.

  • Rage quits expected.

  • Friendships may be lost.

  • But if you make it to the top…

Player Activity

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Steam reviews: Mixed, 62% positive from 21 reviews.