Ape-tite

How many primates can you fit in a tight kitchen before it all burns down?

Ape‑tite is a fast, chaotic cooking game about keeping a kitchen running under pressure — without turning it into a stress test. It’s made for messing around with friends, where things fall apart as often as they come together.

Prepare dishes, juggle orders, and react on the fly as cramped spaces turn simple tasks into problems.

Play solo or together

Things spiral out of control, whether you're cooking locally or via Steam Remote Play.

Sometimes teamwork helps. Sometimes it doesn’t.

What to Expect

• Tight kitchens where space works against you

• Short runs that escalate under pressure

• Kitchen layouts that demand constant adjustment

• Managing dine‑in and takeaway orders together

• Daily twists that reshape each shift 

• A strong, cohesive culinary theme

No monkey business in the kitchen.

Things fall apart fast under pressure.