Pal Pachinko

Stuck at your desk?

Pal Pachinko offers you an ingenious new way to avoid responsibility. Tuck this tiny distraction in the corner of your screen. Balls will drop automatically providing you with currency to unlock upgrades which exponentially increases your rewards.

Pointless Progress

Earn completely meaningless coins and upgrade the level of beautiful chaos. Use the skill tree to unlock different balls with unique mechanics that synergize with each other to create completely broken overpowered builds. Unlock tons of achievements for unique gameplay milestones such as a ball going the speed of sound.

Free. No Microtransactions. No Clue. It's 100% free to play.

Why? We genuinely don't understand economics. Our business model is "hope" and our accountant is very disappointed in us.

Ascend into Oblivion

Think you've maxed out? Reset the board to earn permanent meta-upgrades. Ascend to new heights of time-wasting.