Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock

Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock
Current players
30
24h peak
56
30 day peak
41
Release date
08/19/2025

About game

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.

Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?

Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!


Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.

Gameplay Highlights:

  • 🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.

  • 🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass

  • 🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.

Why Be a Rock?

  • Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.

  • Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.

  • Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

Player Activity

Monthly stats

MonthAvg playersGrowthGrowth %Peak

About Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock stats

gmCharts tracks Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock Steam player activity, including current players, 24-hour peak, 30-day peak, recent trends, and aggregated Steam review data. Use this page to quickly compare player interest and review sentiment over time.

Steam reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive, 95% positive from 1,599 reviews.